Death, Dementia & Cancer Calculator

How Long Do I Have?

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18 - Unfortunately, we can't produce a report outside this age range
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The reports are based on UK insurer and government data – they are a statistical indication for someone with your characteristics – not a personal prediction 🔮 (if it were possible to predict exactly who will get cancer etc we would be out of a job!) 😮 We are a small company, so we might not be able to fulfil all requests if we get too many or run out of chocolate! We never sell your details to anyone else, ever. We might send you future special offers etc through the post (not email), but not more than twice a year. Let us know if you don’t want us to do this. If you don’t like chocolate 🍫 🤮, let’s have a chat 😊